Gardening, Foraging, Travel, Oh My!

NOPE, I’M NOT GIVING YOU 10% OFF WHEN YOU SIGN UP

Don’t you love opening your email to find your inbox flooded with crap from companies trying to sell you stuff because you gave them your email to get “10% off your first order” or “free shipping?"

Me neither.

Half the time, I look at my inbox and think, “I don’t even remember buying something from this place.”

This is why I’m not giving you 10% off. Well, that and I’m not selling anything.

But if you trust me with your email address, I will send you letters (remember those) from me, a real person. With a brain (most days). And a warped sense of humor. Just letters from someone who wants to share funny and insightful stories and cool stuff to do. My hope is that you’ll smile whenever you see a message from Almost a Homesteader in your inbox.

If you don’t enjoy my letters, feel free to unsubscribe. And while you’re at it, unsubscribe from that one bra company too. For all the claims they made, you probably would have got more “uplifting support” had you spent that $48 on a night out with your friends.

I knew you were a smart cookie.

You should still unsubcribe from that awful bra company, though.

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